Stretchy, soft, and slightly unhinged, this cream cotton lycra tee combines eco-humor with fungal ferocity. Featuring a hand-drawn cluster of mushrooms declaring, “We will literally feast on your corpse,” it’s a reminder that nature always gets the last laugh.

The fabric blend gives it a comfy stretch while keeping that breathable cotton feel. Despite the 3XL tag, this runs closer to a 40-inch chest. A snug, female-fit cut that flatters while still letting you move. Perfect for forest walks, late-night philosophy sessions, or existential gardening.

🪴 Details:

Fabric: Cotton Lycra (super stretchy)

Color: Cream / Off-white

Fit: Female cut (runs smaller – 3XL label, fits closer to L)

Print: Green mushroom illustration + text

Ethos: Eco-goth meets cottagecore realism

🌘 Care:

Wash cold, dry flat, and remember — decomposition is the ultimate recycling.